my mom doesn’t even text me back
Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it
Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”
There’s a difference between somebody who wants you and somebody who would do anything to keep you.
"bisexual? you mean you’re experimenting?"
*kicks test tubes and alien hybrid under a desk* “um no what do you mean”
this is the bitch that stole my phone and every pic she takes goes straight to my icloud!
i hate distance and time zones and age differences and people who make me feel things