earthnation:

very strange how u can talk to someone everyday and still miss them

(via seanp0donnell)

staticcatfish:

chainsandshipsexciteme:

tehhufflepuffcompanion:

Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

and the other 4% is crying 

b a s i c a l l y

(via owenhunt)

just-a-mean-teen:

My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point

(via cakerbee)

jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through

(via underlyingtransitions)

dermythosdessisyphos:

wewillavenge-it:

nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?

glasses

(via benjpierce)

reblogmyselfie:

I WLLL COME INTO YOUR HOUSE AND FUCKING nap with you

(Fonte: cumrn, via ossivorous)

tonydinozzos:

i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was

image

(Fonte: tonydinozzos, via seanp0donnell)