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Quote Lounge

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crying is the biggest bullshit ever its like “oh you’re feeling sad and vulnerable, lets make liquid come flying out of your face and make it really loud too so everyone around you will sense your weakness” who the fuck authorized this. its terrible planning, id like to file a complaint

(Fonte: queerbaitingforgodot, via bisexualpotato)


*dials number* hello, is this the police. yes. i would like to report the murder of 9 seasons of character development

(via flybittenlove)


i remember song lyrics from my favorite songs 5 years ago but i don’t remember what i learned in school yesterday

(via abbraccidadietro)



Should I Read Spoilers Or Should I Wait: A novel by me

I Should’ve Fucking Waited: A sequel

(via coryreachedout)


who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

(via flybittenlove)

"For a star to be born, there is one thing that must happen: a gaseous nebula must collapse.

So collapse.
This is not your destruction.

This is your birth."

  • me: wtf why is everyone going to bed, it's only-
  • me: oh


do you ever daydream of dressing straight boys in better clothes

(via merderforallofwibblywobblytime)


i hate it when my “friends” just dismiss something i’m really passionate about like “oh you’re talking about that again” like shut up don’t ruin this for me do you know how many times i’ve pretended to care or even genuinely tried to get interested in what you like????? the least you could do is fake it rather than making me feel like a burden

(Fonte: calumfcrnia, via merderforallofwibblywobblytime)


When you do something embarrassing in front of people


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