"bisexual? you mean you’re experimenting?"
*kicks test tubes and alien hybrid under a desk* “um no what do you mean”
this is the bitch that stole my phone and every pic she takes goes straight to my icloud!
i hate distance and time zones and age differences and people who make me feel things
*imagines myself working out* okay that’s enough exercise for the year
i wish motherlode worked irl
"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"
"wow! who taught you how to make that?"
"wow! who taught you-"
why do you know so much about sex
why are you so calm about porn
Why do you know so much about murdering people
Why do you want to murder a lot of people
my worst fear is looking bad in a photo with a celebrity
i love women in a feminist way and also a lesbian way
Before you date a boy, consider the following: