my mom doesn’t even text me back

(Fonte: clvbpenguin, via ffionhaf96)


Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it

(Fonte: zanetheaiden, via seanp0donnell)


Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

(via theleafygirl)

"All human beings search for either reasons to be good, or excuses to be bad."


There’s a difference between somebody who wants you and somebody who would do anything to keep you.

Remember that.



"bisexual? you mean you’re experimenting?"

*kicks test tubes and alien hybrid under a desk* “um no what do you mean”

(via erikamelinda)


this is the bitch that stole my phone and every pic she takes goes straight to my icloud!


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i hate distance and time zones and age differences and people who make me feel things

(Fonte: dontletmecavein, via ianplatero)