zagreus-taking-time-apart:

"bisexual? you mean you’re experimenting?"

*kicks test tubes and alien hybrid under a desk* “um no what do you mean”

(via erikamelinda)

cakejam:

this is the bitch that stole my phone and every pic she takes goes straight to my icloud!

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supremesigh:

i hate distance and time zones and age differences and people who make me feel things

(Fonte: dontletmecavein, via ianplatero)

snapchatting:

*imagines myself working out* okay that’s enough exercise for the year

(via cakerbee)

expiry:

i wish motherlode worked irl

(via seanp0donnell)

fourtrisly:

the-canadian-government:

whynotstyless:

nappyheadet-ho-ho-hoes:

"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"image

"wow! who taught you how to make that?"

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"wow! who taught you-"

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why do you know so much about sex
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why are you so calm about porn
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Why do you know so much about murdering people
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Why do you want to murder a lot of people

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(Fonte: nappyheadet, via itsmorningcoffee)

iwantabrickbybrick:

my worst fear is looking bad in a photo with a celebrity

(via jordanparirsh)

grrrlfever:

i love women in a feminist way and also a lesbian way

(Fonte: lesbolution, via dilemmemily)

mspgay:

Before you date a boy, consider the following:

  • Girls

(Fonte: eldritchwhore, via julie-finlay)

wonderingaboutfandoms:

letyourjourneystart:

According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

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(via disasterjustmyname)